Two

1+1=48
Why? Cuz I said so!!!!!

Your mom got TWO dicks in her pants!!!🤤

by Your mom is my femboy slut November 24, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas Two Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>Ubisoft's Rainbow Six Vegas Two Punches You Dead In The Face As In Individual<.7.9.7.6>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

two beats

An amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube. The guy that runs the channel is awesome! Subscribe to the two beats today!!

"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
"YEAHH it's awesome! 😎✌🏻"

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq fr no cap

sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap

by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025