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Off the turf 

1. When a turf horse race is moved to the dirt because of rainfall.

2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)
Hurricane Swifty brought so much rain the Grade 1 Dave Weaver was moved "Off the Turf."
Off the turf by C mo Horses December 9, 2018

driving the tuna bus 

the act of performing oral sex on a woman;

Buses have large steering wheels that cause the driver to hold their arms outstretched and somewhat wide apart. This position is similar to the way you hold your arms when bending a woman's legs back to go down on her. Performing oral sex in this position is like driving a bus... the tuna bus.
My room mate walked in on me an my date when I was driving the tuna bus. She was so embarrassed.
driving the tuna bus by busy monster December 30, 2018

Drinking the tea

Jennifer is drinking the tea about Mikey
Drinking the tea by iwheeze January 25, 2019

Terry The Terarium

A houseplant adopted by his rightful owners, Dianne Buswell and Joe Sugg. He now has merchandise available!
Terry the Terarium is located at the top of joe and dianne’s stairs.
Terry The Terarium by dbuzz6589 March 12, 2019

Dress the Throne 

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
Dress the Throne by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

Sora the Troll 

"Have you heard of Sora the troll, he is god an-" Oh, you mean the nerd?
Sora the Troll by ZucchiniT October 18, 2019