Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021

Severna Park

Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.

You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?

Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."

by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025

lunch in a park

The abolished word of picnic because "picnic" derived from slavery. Pic a nic, picnic, going to buy slaves.

Hey friends, no matter who you are, Black, White, Puerto Rican, African, Chinese! You ALL are welcome to our, "Lunch in a Park!

by 222WeLoveAll222 April 10, 2022

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021

parked

boring, plateaued, or come to an end.

“that talking stage i was in? parked as hell. we just fell off, i don’t even know what happened.”
“don’t go, the party’s parked. they aren’t even playing music.”
“it started raining so our day at the beach was parked”

by megasharkk February 27, 2024

Parked

1. something so easy its like driving a parked car

2. something so boring its like a parked car

Bro that test was so parked. I could have done it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Orchard Park Highschool

Orchard Park is a high school filled with basic white bitches and gay people named joshua, they like to vape in the bathrooms cuz they think they're cool, its also very gay

Orchard Park Highschool is full of potheads

by uglyfatnigga September 14, 2020