Tree penis

A very long, sturdy, bushy dick.

Girl 1: I did the deed with Logan last night!
Girl 2: how was his dick?
Girl 1: he has a total tree penis

by Poseidonskid November 24, 2018

crowbar penis

A penis that is shaped like a crowbar (very bent)

WOW Aakash, u have a crowbar penis

by Aiainwhsuwjsj August 27, 2017

Penis mcfrappler

Man who sticks penis in mcfrappe. On top of that it is when he jerks his Weiner back and fourth in your drink, and uses his jizz as a creamer.

"Dude look how the old man in the drive through pulled a penis mcfrappler."
"Yeah man, he stuck all 2 inches in my mcfrappe and creamed in it.

by HEYArnoldPalmer October 28, 2018

Wumbo Penis

A very large, muscular, girthy, and elongated Penis or Cock

WOW! Jimmy that's one wumbo penis.

by One Gurdy Boi October 30, 2018

shooting penis

A term describing online gaming frustration.

'Man I feel like I'm shooting penises, gah!'

by masterodeat November 6, 2018

penis catcher

brices asshole, or mouth

my penis catcher catches all the penises.

Brice’s penis catcher will catch your bbc anytime.

by bigblackpussysnatcher February 19, 2019

Penis pills

A pill to make yo penis shoot up

Penis pills

by Kenzkenx March 16, 2019