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montana academy

that girl was so messed up, she got sent to montana academy
by verytroubledteen406 January 30, 2018
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montadhar

A person that likes soccer and he is a great person to be friend with. He is also a person that likes sports but he is mostly is good at soccer.
by montadhar May 17, 2018
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montaeya

She look like a monkey , she don’t listen she definitely don’t take showers 😂😂
Montaeya y u dirty?
by Sheshetaytay May 22, 2018
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Montana

Montana -
A southern, but bitterly cold province of Canada. Winter starts in October and ends in June. The scorching summer lasts for the remaining months of the year where toxic smoke from burning forests fill the air. Before the Cold War, Montana was once a US state known by the same name. When the Cold War started, Montana seceded from the United States and looked for another country to take them in. The Soviets secretly claimed the territory and planted thousands of nukes in the frozen earth. That’s right folks, it wasn’t Cuba you should’ve worried about, it was MONTANA. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Montana was a region of France until 2003, when the French presiden had a standoff with the Saskatchewan governor and Canadian Prime Minister over sovereignty of of the territory. After four days of just the three of them locked in a small office room in Helen, the French president agreed to cease control of the territory and effectively turned over power to the Saskatchewanese. Montana gained provincial status in 2005 after just two years of being officially part of Canada. Because of the Russian control, Russian is spoken throughout the terriotory along with English. The capital of Helena has a sole official language of French, and ferociously dictates the rest of their people. They have since changed the official spelling of the state to Montagne, although it is only recognized in French-Speaking communities.
What is Montana?

Is Montana real?
by yamumisabitch May 23, 2018
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Montage

A Montage is a group video gift. It's a collection of video messages sent privately from a bunch of people who care about you, all strung together into one video compilation. People record videos based on prompts like, "Tell your favorite Jonny story," or "3 words that come to mind when you think of Jonny." It's a deeply personal and incredibly meaningful gift.

Montages are usually created as a surprise gift for someone's birthday, wedding, graduation, going away party, etc.

Lastly, it's a tradition for the recipient to send back a Montage Reaction Video afterwards telling everyone how they felt watching it. People often cry in these :)

Learn more at getmontage.co
It's Lauren's birthday next week - let's rally her friends and make her a surprise birthday Montage!
by Cougarrr June 1, 2018
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Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.
Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.
by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018
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moauntai draw

Just found this knockoff mountain dew in a chinese store
Bob:gimme moauntai draw
Bill:*slaps*
by OmgCholesterol June 26, 2018
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