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Vag-Kwon-Do

A Series of brutal moves to the womans vagina that will devastate and or harm it causing pain.
Boy 1 - Yo that bitch gave me attitude
Boy 2 - yo do some Vag-Kwon-Do on her
Boy 1- ill super samurai vag slam her
by highroller234569 October 18, 2008
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"Do it up" man

A "do it up" man is someone a single lady keeps on the side just in case her other two or three "side pieces" are busy. This guy is necessary in many ways. After a night out at the bar when you have been drinking with the girls a "do it up" man comes in handy. You have already spoken to "side pieces" 1 & 2, and they are way too intoxicated to show you a good time. So you call your "do it up" man to handle your business. It is essential that "do it up" man has his own place. He cannot live at home or have roomates, because when you are drunk enough for "do it up" man you are going to be acting a fool!!!
Hey girlie what you doing after this, going to the diner?? Hell no I'm calling "do it up" man. Girl you must be drunk to do that up. And hence, "do it up" man was born in a dive bar in the valley.
by Silly RN January 19, 2008
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all-do sex

when you only do, but to a lot of people.
on women= licking, and fingering to vaginas
on men=sucking a dick, and giving to handjobs
all-do sex is awesome, you get to do everything
by Me=Myself=I December 20, 2020
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Tae Pwn Do

A martial art developed by monks in Japwn, it is based on the use of the element Pwntassium (also known as midichlorians a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away) and weapwns to achieve extremely l33tness.

After the age of Al Capwn (the use of Tommy Guns in the 20's for drive-by assassination) German scientists discovered Pwntassium, and used it in the creation of Pwn Fu, comparable to Gun-Kata, and it was later used to create super soldiers capable of killing Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel ran over the scientists and stole the element Pwntassium to achieve better acceleration in illegal street racing. Later, when crossing the finish line he created the expression "Pwntastic".

The Japwnese Monks understood the real power of Pwntassium, and developed Tae Pwn Do to defend their country from their pwntagonists, the Noobsville Army.
Tae Pwn Do is the best martial art in the world... But you need Pwntassium to use it, so even a drunken scotish cyclops could take you out...
by ElPatronPT September 27, 2009
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Do your research

An aphorism intended to be used by any intellectual to tell someone to get to know their subject better before spreading outright BS.

Unfortunately, the phrase has more often than not been abused by internet trolls, zealots and narcissists as a hilariously hypocritical thought-terminating cliché. If used by trolls, they will go even further and link the same exact sources that you would have used against them, thereby deliberately angering you even more.

This phrase can also be used satirically, facetiously or sarcastically. In this case that is totally fine.
▼Correct/Benevolent usage▼
John: Eyy bro! Glad we could meet up at the mall. Wait, where's your mask?

Robbie: Eh I forgot it at home, but I figured I wouldn't get covid anyway cause I got the vaccine. Besides there's not many people here.
John: Bro wtf? Do you not know what the masks are really for? Please do your research man.

▼Incorrect/Malevolent Usage▼
Troll: I can't wait till that new Xperia phone comes out! I love that they are using a 144hz display.
User 1: Are you joking? It states everywhere that the display is 120hz, not 144hz.
Troll: Do your research bud. Clearly you must be trolling.
User 1: I did and you are wrong. Trolling?? LMFAO hypocrite.
Troll: *sends a link to Sony's website which blatantly states that the display is 120hz* Here's your proof bud, it says 144hz. How does it feel to be wrong?
User 2: Ugh somebody report this troll please.

▼Satirical/Facetious/Sarcastic Usage▼
Friend 1: Probably the most stupid vine I ever saw was that kid who kept saying 9+10=21.
Friend 2: What?! Are you telling me you don't know that 9+10=21?? Do your research girl! Haha.
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dont do drugs

A saying made to inform to not do drugs. Don't do drugs, kids.
Man 1: Dont do drugs.
Everyone: yeah ur right
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do dong

varition on the urban word "dong". just with more emphasis and spaz.
by ungin January 13, 2008
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