fuck by the numbers 

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

fuck by the numbers by Ginny P. December 17, 2011

Fuck a girl 

Just fuck a girl in december

Just fuck a girl in december

Fuck a girl by anonymous October 31, 2020

fuck 22 

its when your in a predicament whereby you're fucked if you do or fucked if you don't

getting caught with drugs is a fuck 22 - snitch or go to jail, either way you're fucked!!!

fuck 22 by Jack Simpson III February 11, 2009

fuck you and your mother

When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.

Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!

You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.

Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!

You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.

fuck you and your mother by Helgoth January 19, 2008

fuck luck

Dual usage:
1. A stroke of astonishing luck that comes out of no where!

2. A very bad luck incident near the end of a string of bad luck that seems to never go away.

1. Person scratches off lottery ticket. "Fuck luck! I just won the damn lottery!"

2. Person has a car wreck after leaving late and spilling coffee on themselves. "Fuck luck! Can it get any fucking worse!!"

fuck luck by flacker September 20, 2005

Fuck Me Raw 

When a horny bitch wants you to fuck the hell otta her.

That bitch was beggin me to fuck her raw.

Fuck Me Raw by nick March 3, 2005

fuck-fuck

the act of goofing around or playing around.

Stop playing fuck-fuck and get your studying done!

fuck-fuck by Tbark#2 June 2, 2003