new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 02, 2011

Abba Two Meals

An absolute lad usually by the name of Aaron typically who will easily stretch to a cheeky 'double Maccies' once in a while. He wouldn't dream of turning down a beer or six at a party because well... He is just Abba. Doesn't mind spending a few quid to satisfy his hunger, no matter how large the meal is. Abba is just a lad who will take no shit yet is a very loveable and best friend to the people he cares about most.

"That Abba Two Meals is getting his fill again"

by AbbasSecretary December 14, 2015

《¤》Angel 《¤》Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Is 《¤》Thing《¤》 One《¤》 And 《¤》Todd《¤》 Aaron 《¤》Brotze 《¤》Is《¤》 Thing《¤》 Two《¤》

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《¤》Angel 《¤》Jose《¤》 Robles《¤》 Is 《¤》Thing《¤》 One《¤》 And 《¤》Todd《¤》 Aaron 《¤》Brotze 《¤》Is《¤》 Thing《¤》 Two《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

Two-point

The position of an equestrian when going over a jump.

Be sure to Two-point over the jump.

by NalaysOmg September 03, 2021

two-points

To put out or short a blunt.

"Do you want to hit this?" "Na' two-points."

by ounzer September 27, 2006

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood May 17, 2018

two-block

To fuck

Hey, were did Ted and Emma go?
He's two-blocking her in the supply room.

by bobbydellwood May 20, 2018