Ego Top

A top who thinks of themselves, as a much better top than they actually are.

They prioritize themselves themself at the expense of the bottom(s).

“He could not get me off, he was such an Ego Top”

by RowanDownTheRiver November 21, 2023

sugar on top

Having anal sex, then spraying on her tits

After anal I left some sugar on top

by sukdeeznuts June 15, 2017

Claw on Top

A drink which is comprised of Rita's Lime-A-Rita poured over a full cup of ice topped with White Claw Mango Hard Seltzer. A quality "Claw on Top" is gauged by the first few sips which should be 100% indistinguishable from pure White Claw (Mango flavor).

Yo... please make me a Claw on Top.

by Nicky the drink man August 22, 2019

Q-Topping

To have sex with your first cousin while using the Bible as justification.

He’s been Q-Topping recently: found out he was screwing his cousin and got mad, so he showed me Bible verses that explicitly don’t mention cousins.

by CONiner May 6, 2024

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.

Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!

by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010

Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.

We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish

by TURLYP April 25, 2024

Muffin top

When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.

"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."

by Miss frosty May 6, 2015