Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

Hot wet bomb

When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.

I dropped a hot wet bomb on her face.

by LittleNitzch January 16, 2019

Reverse wet native grab

when your partner pisses on their hand and jerks you from behind

"dude my girlfriend is so freaky, last night she gave me a Reverse wet native grab, and i came so hard."

by Wyatt vontiglehooten December 26, 2023

Wet Money

Gifted money for a real estate closing, still
sweaty from the last person’s hand.

That buyer was so broke, good thing they got that wet money in time for closing.

by Rusty Shackleford the first. June 30, 2022

wet christmas

christmas but its actually raining instead of snow

this year is a wet christmas unfortunately

by the rizz god December 24, 2023

Wet Hawaiian

When someone eats diced pineapple from a womans vagina

My doctor asked me how I got such a terrible yeast infection and I had to tell him that my boyfriend and I did a Wet Hawaiian over the weekend.

by Bluebeard1245 October 11, 2020

A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete

The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.

by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021