Strawberry shortcake icecream

Icecream with vanilla and strawberry cream mixed with shortcake crumbs

This strawberry shortcake icecream is sooooo goood

by Ice cream guru January 24, 2022

Texas Shortcake

When you eat the period blood while performing Oral.

He was feeling very hungry, so he decided to share Texas Shortcake with his girlfriend.

by Steve_Brows January 24, 2022

Strawberry Shortcake

After fucking a chubby midget on her period, you take your dick out and slap off the period juice onto her face then cum on the top of her head moving your penis side to side creating artistic drippings.

I would totally Strawberry Shortcake that female Ewok right now.

by pornopdillywilly February 2, 2022

throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm

I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day

by Mrdabman March 25, 2022

Truck Short

To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)

Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.

by Fubar1 May 18, 2022

Bigest short

a chess grandmaster, defiantly not under 1200 elo.

i wonder when i'll up my elo. bigest short will put magnus carlson to shame

by n.c404 May 25, 2022

noah short

Gay butter fingers

Noah short

by Jdejgejydkd June 9, 2022