Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

Anal puddlesmack

A word for the disabled and illiterate retards

Shut the fuck up anal puddlesmack

by Reeeeeee xdddddd July 21, 2019

Anal Gravy

It's best practice to poop before anal, but sometimes that poopy residue mixes with cum to make that anal gravy

"I fucked her so hard in the ass she was dripping anal gravy"

by Waynedip December 31, 2020

Anal reliance

Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation

Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"

by MinervaI April 1, 2024

anal chainsaw

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...... hey hey anal chainsaw

by boobaga August 4, 2017

anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.

Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.

by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’

by Dicktko May 14, 2018