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Hot Pocketing

Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 7, 2019
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pud pocket

A vagina that is oozing substance, closely resembling a puddle of mud.
I was doin this Bitch last night, and I saw my reflection in her Pud pocket.
by The great winkworm July 31, 2015
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jalapeno hot pocket

Female masturbation using a medium sized Jalapeno or other hot pepper.
Friend: "Mary told me about this great new way to flick my bean the other day called the jalapeno hot pocket"
Friend 2: "She told me too, she said it's important to make sure it doesn't break off inside"
see also Cajun Cunnilingus
by Cajun Crusader April 20, 2018
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Philly pocket book

An emergency medicine term for a woman’s vagina.
Today I pulled $10.28 from some woman’s philly pocket book.
by Steamer Cleveland November 8, 2019
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Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”
Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz
by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023
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hairy pocket

Howabout that hairy pocket tho
by notAllNames November 28, 2017
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Charlotte hot pocket

Just like a Alabama hot pocket, but you have to send a video of the act, to Jonas Wolffechel so that he feels inferior
Darvish: I just did a charlotte hot pocket
Fritz: me too
by Erwien March 18, 2023
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