the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014

green apple splatter

to be very ill, and take a green , diarea shit, and wipe it on a stick and serve it for lunch, along with a topping of several quiffs

Im going to pull a big green apple splatter on your mother.

by Jordan June 11, 2006

Jolly Green Giant

A Green Giant is an extremely large gentleman who rocks from side to side while chanting "err Mora, those lads are taking the mick like, errm"

I love corn, errm Ron

by Ron Bell August 26, 2003

green goblin

When you spread you ass cheeks and pieces or smudges of shit are spread all over your asshole and the surrounding area of your asshole

Man Sean has the nastiest green goblin ass hole I have ever seen, Does he ever fucking wipe!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

Green Mile Syndrome

When you have a piss and go back to what your doing and need a to go to the toilet again

last night i had a piss before i went to sleep, got back in bed and needed a piss again! i think i got the green mile syndrome!

by Paul2492 February 1, 2009

Green Cross Code

The Safety Message Aired on BBC TV for years....by A robot.
Stop Look Listen!
always use the Green Cross Code
I know right?! who cares!

WHOAAA! you almost got totally owned by that Mac....Remember little girl. STOP LOOK LISTEN!!
every time you cross the road......always use the GREEN CROSS CODE!!
(Also, don't talk to strangers)

by F!$h!e February 4, 2010

Green Tree Cult

Im part of the cult... god damnit i hate mr. nichols... you shoulda saw him when he spazzed in the cafeteria and went psycho over garbage... what a fucking lunatic...

Green Tree Cult>>>>>>>>>>>>>>j00!

by Steve Schretlen October 19, 2003