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Monkey Nuts

The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!

Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015
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nut cracker

A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.
How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
by Dr. Bubba August 29, 2011
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Ultimate Nut

To bust a nut through a use of asphyxiating ones self during orgasm.
David Carradine died the way most any man would want to. He died experiencing the Ultimate Nut.
by Herr HIVEMIND January 29, 2010
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squirrel nuts

Squirrel nuts means squirrel gonads.

Very furry.
Heck yes," said Sam with a smirk, "I buried my squirrel nuts inside Suzie Squirrel.
by scodder June 24, 2010
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Joe Nuts

Ay, Yo Martin Joe Nuts.
by BigBoifat69 February 15, 2021
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nut time

literally no one:

me: pant hard. nut time
by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019
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Norris Nuts

A group of kids on Youtube that make Videos.
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They have almost reached 6m Subscibers even though they don't ask you to subscribe<3
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Their fandom is called #LEGENDS, and the norris nuts adore them like family! They have a signature move called "catch me knuckles" which they do at the end of a video or when meeting a legend!
Random: Are you a #LEGEND ?
Me: yes why?
Random: i love the norris nuts! Catch me knuckles <3
by måneskinsimp December 29, 2021
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