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rubber nuts

a fake dick for lesbian kind and tranys
that saorise one she has rubber nuts
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Monkey Nuts

The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!

Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015
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Deez Nuts

A term from a funny vine featuring a prank call. Now a popular punchline to jokes. Usually ends with "HA GADEEM" (ha got him)
Did you hear that hot album by DEE
DEE? Whos DEE?
DEEZ NUTS ha GADEEM
by Cris P. Bacon January 3, 2016
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dragon nut

When you ejaculate and it burns like fire from a dragon's mouth. Dragon cum gonorrhea
I went to the doctor with dragon nut and he gave me antibiotics.
by brad August 12, 2016
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Nut butter

The accumulation of funk on your nuts that spreads like butter on anything it comes in contact with.
Scott: "Who in the fuck got nut butter all-over the toilet seat again? ".
by Decadent Thymes July 14, 2016
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Fillabusting a nut

Fillabuster is when someone in congress talks for hours to keep a bill from passing fillabusting a nut is when you talk for hours to your girlfriend to get her to fuck you to shut your ass up
Oh, Stacy wouldnt have sex with me so I ended up fillabusting a nut with her.
by Sulak1993 March 28, 2011
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Nut Scrub

The walk that many teenagers do while holding their pants up and waddling down the street.
by true people November 7, 2011
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