When you dip your penis in hot pepper oil, and proceed to fuck your partner in the mouth, pussy, or ass.
My old lady wanted to spice things up in the bedroom, so I gave her a fire stoker up the poop shoot!
by captaincrunk April 3, 2020
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Get the i’m fired mug.Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
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Get the Fire spitting dragon mug.Someone who wants everybody else to be mad when they're mad, they dont ever want to be the one everybody is angry with. As long as its somebody else, they want everybody to be mad at somebody.
The guy/girl was a fire sign person who loved to put a shitload of pressure on somebody else when it didn't matter, but didn't want any put on themselves by anybody else, that way he/she didn't have to ever be dependable to anyone, or accountable for anything.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020
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For some reason (no good reason), you have to be patient and understanding about this person fucking with your life, he/she is just doing it because he/she is a fire sign person.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020
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