school schedule

Partying every weekend during the school year. It’s not like summer where every night is a party. The school schedule means partying every weekend because you have to deal with school during the week.

Friend 1: “Are you studying this weekend?”
Friend 2: “Nah, I’m on that school schedule.”

school schedule by Big Dawgs Only October 6, 2019

school purge 

On october 18 there will be the annual school purge make sure to being ur rulers and glue sticks its a fun time where everyone hits eachother with school supplies from a cello board to a chair to a crayon ur choice 😌

“ imma hit sammy with a ruler because tomorrow is school purge day”

school purge by anonymouslibra1389 October 13, 2019

school is stupid 

it makes you dumber and makes kids depressed

school is stupid because i said

school is stupid by school is depressing October 29, 2019

school meth 

When you start smoking meth in the bathroom with a bunch of gang members at your school

Donal: yo you got that good good

Martin yea bro I got that school meth

Donal how did you get it

Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower

school meth by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019

School computer 

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!

School computer by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021

School toilet paper 

A schools version of cardboard

Mom “why is your butt red”
Me “because I had to use school toilet paper”

School toilet paper by Hi peps March 29, 2021

school leg egg 

Why?

Why did you search for "school leg egg"

school leg egg by I need help. June 24, 2021