kalahari cunt kick

When you're floating down the lazy river at a Kalahari Resort and you stick your big toe in the vagina of the lady floating behind you.

Brandon, you won't believe it, I gave Jordan the Kalahari Cunt Kick on our senior class trip a decade ago.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Aussie Kangaroo kick

The act of kicking someone as hard as you can in the nuts and then hopping off like a kangaroo

Fuck did you see ol cunt face at the pu. The other day pinched the waitress on the asss? The bitch “ Aussie kangaroo kicked him “ leaving him there stunned for two different reasons one was him wondering why did she do it and the second wtf is with her bouncing / hopping away from me after wards

by MR_SUSPECT March 7, 2024

shaffed on kick

quilly

shaffed on kick is so quilly why dose he even stream

by xdamx March 16, 2024

Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.

"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"

by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024

elma roundhouse kick

the sex act of roundhouse kicking your partners balls as they are ejaculating to get maximum semen velocity into the female genitalia

"Did you elma roundhouse kick your man last night?" "Yeah, he busted on me hard on me that I fell over!"

by thebiggestfishREAL February 8, 2025

...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

.

...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

by SuchBackSmacker March 14, 2025

Pumped Up Kicks

The one kid who never talks, but is super cool (WARNING: he might also shoot up your school)

"That kid is so cool, I bet he listens to Pumped Up Kicks"

by real_mrbreast April 12, 2025