Boy's pocket

Equal to 56,000 metric tons. Named after the notorious sizes of boy's pockets (such as the famous case of Timmy having sneaked his entire home into class that one time. Really got the whole school talking)

Damn, that ocean liner pulled approximately a Boy's pocket of fish

by Nightwatch2007 November 20, 2022

Pocket Muncher

A person whos in someone's pocket
(Paid off)

Congress is in Facebooks pocket what a bunch of Pocket Munchers.

by anonymous January 17, 2025

Sad pocket

When ur really looking forward to eating dinner when you get home, and turns out horrible. So then in your grieving state you're forced to eat a hot pocket = sad pocket

My dinner turned out so horrible, I had to make a sad pocket instead

by Luvz131313 February 1, 2021

wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

Pickle Pocketing

Reverse pick pocketing, traditionally the act of putting a pickle in someones pocket but now refers to sneaking anything into someone’s pocket without them noticing.

“Dude someone pickle pocketed me with a cactus succulent the other day and I’ve been pulling needles out of my fingers ever since.” “Dude no way! I’m totally doing that the next time I’m out Pickle Pocketing!”

by Inverse metamorphosis January 28, 2022

Out of pocket

Something that was uncalled for, rude or an inconvenience.

Bailey: your shirt is super unattractive, but it looks good on me.
Mary: That was out of pocket so shut up.

by Aaawwubbis September 2, 2021