Wet Towel

It is not uncommon for a man of great endurance and fortitude to pound SO much putang in one sitting that he simply no longer has the strength to fortify a lasting erection. In this instance, a master of the ancient arts can still utilize his heroic dong in an act known as “the wet towel”. The wet towel, or as some refer to it as the “putang chopper” is the act of swinging your massive man meat in such a fashion that it begins to slap the holiest of orgasms right out of that beat down, worn out snatch that has been begging for a break for the last two hours.

Chad: “bro you were in there for like 4 hours? What happened?”
Josh: “idk something just came over me. At the end I thought I was toasted, couldn’t even get it up, then I started with the Old Wet Towel and I think we might need to get her to a hospital..”

by Hammerhoff June 20, 2020

Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.

Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

Slippin’ like wet soap

Messing up or screwing up

Failing

“ Homegirls late paying me my money back - that girl is slippin’ like wet soap “

by MollyRust August 5, 2020

Wet No

Wet no: a block of wood carved to say no, and used to cum on after jerking off

You're such a wet no user

by Retardedturkery September 1, 2020

Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves

Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?

by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020

Wet

When someone calls you wet means that your acting scary

He is soo wet brudda.

Why is he moving wet it's not even dat deep you pumplex

by Fng glow September 9, 2020

Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.

Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.

by Father Jerry September 15, 2020