Sky Fucking

Having sex while sky diving. Most couples prefer to accomplish this before parachute deployment, but if not finished in time, simultaneous deployment is imperative.

Ron attempted his first sky fucking jump, but things went terribly wrong when someone pulled the rip cord too soon.

by skydiver April 26, 2008

spilt fuck

A person, or an object that looks awful, horrible, ugly, digusting.
Also describes ones feelings

Best used for someone who is either sick, or has a hangover.

"I feel like spilt fuck."
"Man, you look like spilt fuck."

by Ike Forman November 12, 2008

Fucking Sap

This term is used in a term of endearment between people. It can be seen as kind and affectionate.

child clutches to mother's leg
mother: "stop hanging out of me you fucking sap"

by sinemo_w December 9, 2009

old as fuck

When someone has hit a certain age where they can start applying for a mobility scooter

Omg you are old as fuck

by Hodge87 December 7, 2013

fist fuck

to insert a fist into someones pussy or ass

Jim fist fucked his girlfriend in her twat.

by Bob October 5, 2003

Safe as fuck

Perverted from the British slang safe, which meant everything from cool to "hello", depending upon context, "safe as fuck" is used to refer to being high, low, or stoned in any context, whether intentionally or not. There is an aspect of the term that is connected to just how out-of-touch the person using the term is; generally, if someone is high enough to use the term, they are only safe in their own minds and should not drive, operate machinery, etc.

Person 1: "Mate, are you fuckin' high?"
Person 2: "Safe as fuck, man, safe as FUCK."

by BaddestMFintheValley March 21, 2011

gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

by The Strut September 29, 2004