walmart sloppy mcgriddle

A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025

Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.

My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.

"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"

by DonBear October 22, 2025

Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.

Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025

Okinawan soapy

The act of receiving a hand job from a Japanese masseuse whilst stationed or deployed in Okinawa while serving in the U.S. Military

"Why was Lance Corporal Conwell not at his post yesterday!?"

"I heard he got an Okinawan soapy from that massage parlor about 15 minutes from base..."

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025

Winnipeg sloppy joe

The sensual act of defacating on a (women) participants face than licking the feces off and licking the vagina of the women until it’s covered in feces then ejaculating into the vagina.

Man I can’t get the taste out of my mouth from doing a Winnipeg sloppy Joe last night

by Jolly-balls12 January 10, 2026

south carolina sloppy joe

The sexual strategy where one person marinates his/hers ass in a bucket of feces and barbecue sauce for approximately 30 min. After the marination process, one person will eat the ass of the marinated individual, while the other will give oral to the gentilia in order to stimulate maximum pleasure.

Abd was unable to arise from his bed this morning because Chris and Trevor gave him a South Carolina Sloppy Joe.

by Anklebreaker71639 January 26, 2016