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fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina
The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.
by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025
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Period Pants

A pair of pants that production gives you to wear on the set of a major Hollywood blockbuster set in a certain time period. The actual time of the period piece is itself redundant, but not the pants.
"Production gave me period pants to wear today. I looked like a freaking pirate!"
by CommanderGratton July 2, 2025
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Cowboy pants

When teh jeans are so soaked in cum they have a weird texture.
Hey my cowboy pants are are stiff as the socks under my bed.
by Texas fuckboi October 2, 2025
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Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009
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Shitting ur Pants(SuP)

The non-literal act of being sarcastic or using exaggerative language
Yo Jack fucked Tim hard last night. Really? Nah im just shitting ur pants(SuP) LOL
by Dulluie September 30, 2010
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Manda Fancy Pants

Manda is supreme fancy, and noone/thing can be fancier. that is all.
Manda Fancy Pants: There are none. you can not reach this level of fanciness even if you tried.
by mrbistro November 16, 2010
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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants
by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010
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