facebooger 

An unsightly or unwanted comment or post left on your facebook profile or wall.

Ah man! Someone left a facebooger on my prom picture... :(

How do I get rid of this facebooger that someone just left on my wall?!

facebooger by Morg_rp April 14, 2009

Faceboo-hooer 

A Facebook whiner. Someone whose Facebook status updates constantly refer to a state of sadness, despair or gloom.

Oh, God, Rachel and Ronnie are SUCH Faceboo-hooers.

Ex:
Rachel is: "feeling a bit blue today..."
Ronnie is: "hoping things will look up for him soon."

Faceboo-hooer by VinnieVin February 3, 2010

Facebookin' 

n. The act of quickly checking your facebook before doing something that is probably way more important.

Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.

Mom "C'mon son, we have to leave now!"
Son "Ma, gimme a second, i'm just facebookin'!"

Facebookin' by migga please May 11, 2009

Facebooksofting 

Relaxing in front of Facebook

After a long day:

- It will be nice to get back to my room to do some facebooksofting

Facebooksofting by @nicolaikirkeng September 4, 2009

Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.

Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.

Facebooklexia by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010

Facebookeros 

A Chicana/o or Latina/o who uses Facebook as a way to stay engaged with friends, family and his/her community. A Facebookero has found a way to use the social networking site both as a tool for informal social interaction and a means to address larger social concerns.

The Facebookeros at Cuentame are redefining the use of social online networking and net-activism.

Facebookeros by digicholo June 28, 2010

facecooked 

someone who really sucks on the internet even though they might be cool in person, ranging from terrible status updates to creepy comments on girls photos they have never even met before, girls that write idiotic things more often then not or if someone just posts something that no one cares about what so ever...if you know somebody that matches this description then there facecooked.

FaceCooked: example 1 "im so friggen stressed out all i wanna do is get hammered and meet that special someone i feel like that day [will never happen....why me? :"

example 2 creepy dude: your so beautiful i cant take my eyes off this photo ;] (remarks towards an attractive female)

Example 3 average girl: whattsss goinng on girlll cant wait toooo get blacked out drunk tonighttttzz!!! its going to be so awsummm talk to you in a bit booo peacee ;*

facecooked by brett nichols October 24, 2011