Facebook Philosopher

An individual who may or may not be an inmate, serial killer or psychopath, who writes lame unsolicited 'comical' comments to posts written by people they don't know.

I was inundated by Facebook Philosophers recently so I switched my settings to private only.

by KImCobain June 11, 2016

Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.

Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"

by swag wag December 25, 2017

Butt-facebooking

The act of sitting on ones backside all day Facebooking

Were you Butt-facebooking all weekend? Yeah, me too!

by Annie Bear PBP August 22, 2011

Facebook mom group

The group where Karens go to complain about the 5% off sale being yesterday and Joe not mowing his lawn on time. This group has one of the lowest IQs and are an annoyance to retail workers around the globe.

Karen: why is this stupid 5% off sale not here today?
Employee: The sale ended yesterday. Go back to your Facebook mom group and complain about how our store sucks and doesn’t have a specific brand of oatmeal, we don’t care about your opinion.

by Luigi836 August 17, 2020

Facebook Whore

A girl that always takes pictures of herself, even when she gets new glasses....oh and her name is Kaye

"Wow she is a true Facebook Whore"!!!!!!

by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011

Thats Going On Facebook

When Something halarious,stupid, or just plain dumb that somebody says that can be put of facebook for other people to share.

"You gotta call Social Sercurity on them"
(laughter bwahahahaha) Its Social Services ! (more laughter)

Dude Thats Going On Facebook

by Deitz69 December 10, 2011

Facebook Bait

to post an ambiguous status update as a lure for friends to express interest, i.e. comments and likes

T: Did you see Anna's status update, "I'm in a terrible mood so keep a safe distance." What's that all about?

V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..

by Francis Bird February 22, 2015