art dick

(n.): originally coined by instagram user thiccguy, an art dick is a gender-variant human with a natural proclivity for and grasp of masculine traits who emotes, identifies, understands, grapples, challenges, creates, and engages with the avante garde and/or other aspects of fine art discourse.

jena: bastian has been standing in front of that painting for ten minutes
arden: yeah, he's an art dick.
jena: what about that cis guy?
arden: no, he's just a dick.

by locking cable January 27, 2017

Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.

John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.

by Riper123 February 7, 2017

dick muncher

A person who is such a dick that they might as well have one in their mouth.

John, don't be such a dick muncher.

by Eko-v-3.0 January 9, 2020

Coco Dick

When you stick your Dick into a coconut to get it flavored for a blowjob

Hey John can you do the Coco Dick thing I really love the taste and I need more and while you’re at it might as well nut in it!

by Fat cum lord January 23, 2020

dick slack

Dick slack is a noun used to refer to the uselessness of another person. For example, when someone isn't pulling their weight at work, you refer to this as "dick slack". One should never put up with dick slack.

Wow, we really need to cut the dick slack on our team.

by LizzieGirl01 February 3, 2020

Dick war

The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish

I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?

by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020

Leech Dick

Eric’s penis structure.

Eric sent me a dick pic and his penis looks like a leech dick.

by adamuhhhh April 26, 2020