A real man's programming language, one that doesn't include the poison known as OOP (object oriented programming) and let's you write real code. Superior to C++ in both performance and simplicity, perfect for both beginners and veterans.
Joe: "People say that C++ is fast but I don't really feel it."
Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"
Me: "That's because you're writing OOP and using so much of the standard library, the only cure for you is pure C"
by xdcap February 23, 2021

person 1: im so bored. alien: just try to type qwertyuiopakld;f'ghj'k/xz.,mnbcvbvnm,c.#cxpe-w09876541``56178902-=~}{@?{P:>LOKMKI(UYTW!£EDFGUIO++_)(*^%$£"!¬ on your keyboard. person 1: thanks. alien : your welcome
by swear guy October 2, 2023

c-frunked is when highschoolers get drunk and baked at a party and are"trippin' balls. and have a hankerin' for some fetus cuisine.
by Rat Salad! February 18, 2009

by Petesbeeps April 19, 2018

Oxycotin. Spelling could be different. Referred to as the friend drug dealers would like to introduce their rich white frat boy clientele to.
by matt hilgers June 11, 2006

by friskypissky May 6, 2022
