baby bear

adj. - when something is "just right." Not too hot or too cold, not too big or too small, etc.

"Are you hungry?"
"Naw man... I'm baby bear."

by Jeff Gill December 9, 2004

vampire baby

noun. any sort of uncomfortable, irritation in the stomach region, i.e. constipation, stomach ache, gas, that is irritating enough to audibly draw attention to one's pain. The usage of vampire baby is especially appropriate if someone's bloated enough to have a physical protrusion of the abdomen area.

I have to go to the bathroom so bad! I can't wait to get this vampire baby out of me.

My vampire baby is really irritating me right now.

by Spiderlashes July 17, 2011

Baby Bomb

A hot Mexican girl between the ages of 16 - 20. One whose so hot you know shes gonna be prego soon.

Damn man, I just drove by the high school and it was loaded with baby bombs

by nonnyboy September 11, 2009

baby stump

A baby wrapped in a blanket that looks like it doesn't have arms or legs.

Hey Dave, do you have any baby stumps?

by Matterr January 15, 2006

Butthole Baby

Someone who is acting butthurt

You need to get over it, you're being a real butthole baby

by nsp44 December 7, 2015

baby baker

The uterus. Part of the female anatomy.

My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.

by Manfredmann December 9, 2007

Cry baby

A phrase used by morons in an attempt to shut down the opposing argument. People that use this phrase commonly, or repeat it in an attempt to win an argument, tend to be the cry baby.

Peter: It’s pretty immature of you to call me a dickhead for no reason Dave.

Dave: Stop being a cry baby.

Peter: Calling me a cry baby doesn’t automatically win you the argument, Dave.

Dave: You’re such a cry baby.

Peter: *sigh*

by SaltyCunt January 27, 2018