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A word or phrase on Urban Dictionary that no one uses in real life. The term was first coined by cursed_sporecreation on Reddit.

Dude, stop trying to pepper your speech with walmart sloppy mcgriddles. None of them are going to catch on.

by what are you the fae August 25, 2025

The Sloppy Ev

A sex act where a man ejaculates on or inside of a southern style biscuit and feeds it to his lover. This is a passionate exchange and innocent display of affection. A common breeding ritual in central West Virginia but is also practiced in other regions with similar culinary heritage.

She was ready for marriage but never knew when the proposal would come. He hadn't even presented her with the sloppy Ev.

by Sloppy ev March 29, 2026

Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.

My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.

"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"

by DonBear October 22, 2025

Wobbly Sloppy

The act of breaking someone’s legs and forcing them to stand straight up while giving you a blowjob.

Robert had to go to the hospital after giving Bart a Wobbly Sloppy.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. November 16, 2025

Okinawan soapy

The act of receiving a hand job from a Japanese masseuse whilst stationed or deployed in Okinawa while serving in the U.S. Military

"Why was Lance Corporal Conwell not at his post yesterday!?"

"I heard he got an Okinawan soapy from that massage parlor about 15 minutes from base..."

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025

Winnipeg sloppy joe

The sensual act of defacating on a (women) participants face than licking the feces off and licking the vagina of the women until it’s covered in feces then ejaculating into the vagina.

Man I can’t get the taste out of my mouth from doing a Winnipeg sloppy Joe last night

by Jolly-balls12 January 10, 2026