back hole of a heart

The backhole of a heart is a large, valveless vein (aka the superior vena cava or SVC) that conveys deoxygenated blood from the upper half of the body and returns it to the right atrium. The SVC may experience a breakphase where the heart quiets down in order to expell any excess waste. This waste makes the back hole very slippery, thus making it perfect for heartanal.

"I feel like the back hole of my heart was about to burst last night... he was just so big..."

"..um, what is the back hole of a heart?"

"oh you poor thing.. you've been missing out! I can ask my friend, he'll show you. ehehe."
"uhh alright i guess?"

by IcedCoffeeBaconOil November 24, 2019

Back to the turing test

I mean... If they are trying to conceive of a new one... Then it must have (Or a version of it) must have already passed it... Right?

Hym "Back to the turing test... Isn't it weird? All the spooky A.I. stuff going on? Robots moving on their own... Without human 'permission.' Writing and selling books... Isn't that a little weird? And spooky? I wonder what caused that... I mean..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Back-country Tango

The action of performing sexual acts while in the wilderness.

TJ: Hey Laura wanna go have a quickie right now while we're in this forest in the mountains?
Laura: (French accent) Why of course, I would love to TJ. Let us go now! Off into the woulds late at night while my tent-mates are asleep! And we shall call this, the Back-Country Tango!!

by A Very Informative Human September 7, 2013

titty backed hoe

When a woman is so fat that her back looks like it has tiities on it.

" Man that Titty backed hoe is fucking trailer trash dawg"

by Mikenator32 May 17, 2017

Back out a chop

When some one bouta pull a gun on yo bitch ass.

He's bouta back out a chop.

by Double hand April 7, 2022

Back-Door Candy

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

back door ding

a break, usually taken from work, usually at a restaurant, where one or more employees and regulars gather at the back door to smoke marijuana; used to give anyone "in the know" a heads up; see also: ding

"Hey, Jesse is going out for a back door ding, you comin'?"

"What? The cook is getting high?"

by Metallichickx August 19, 2008