When you’re in the wilderness and you fuck a cactus
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Cut off all the prickles then cut a hole in the middle and fuck it.
Man 1: Dude I was feeling kinda horny and fucked a cactus last night
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
Man 2: Ahh you got that nice ranch pussy
by cheetospicy July 8, 2019
Get the Ranch pussy mug.when on a dry streak, you start considering hitting up past girlfriends or your ex.
this can happen because of loneliness, desperation, or just boredom of using your hand.
may also result from drinking or smoking pot.
this can happen because of loneliness, desperation, or just boredom of using your hand.
may also result from drinking or smoking pot.
Dude 1: Hey dude, I think Imma hit up Kelsey. She's been lookin' pretty good lately.
Dude 2: Dude! She totally played you last Summer! You're just having pussy relapse from your dry streak.
Dude 1: I don;t know man. She's pretty bomb.
Dude 2: Dude! She totally played you last Summer! You're just having pussy relapse from your dry streak.
Dude 1: I don;t know man. She's pretty bomb.
by PsychoSexy June 28, 2010
Get the pussy relapse mug.The cowardice to do something because there's less sacrifice to yourself or your bottom line rather than doing what's right. Also known as P Act.
The CEO of 3M made a pussy act decision and allowed their distributors to sell their product to other countries while the US suffered shortages during a pandemic.
by ValleyBreezer April 2, 2020
Get the pussy act mug.A pussy bullet is a bullet lodged in a person’s body part that had very little damage, or did not do any harm at all. The term is mostly used by the shot person to mock the shooter’s skills.
Shooter: What? how are you alive? I literally shot you
The shot person: You cannot properly kill a person? You got me with a pussy bullet
The shot person: You cannot properly kill a person? You got me with a pussy bullet
by Rdninja July 12, 2021
Get the Pussy Bullet mug.A term used to describe, 1. A prostitute (predominantly on OBT) 2. And or a female wth used, Jankey, And or all around nasty pussy. Also used as a suggestive term to gather these women into a group of STD plague starting packs rabbbid whores.
1. Dat girl got the swooping pussy, stay away from that fucced up nasty shit!? 2. Ya I seen her In the club swooping with pussy, my brothers dick broke Cuz. 3. Yo dicc gon explode keep fuccin round they swoopin out chea. Swoopin pussy out!
by Miccshaggs January 1, 2018
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