drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

drop the kids off at the skate park by Chas501 February 2, 2017

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by Sheev October 17, 2017

The Law of the Lemon 

The Law of the Lemon — The first law and the first proof of the existence of sympathetic magic. This is an especially powerful illustration to use on a person who claims that magic doesn’t exist; that free will can overcome anything, and that magic will not work on them.

Have that person engage all five senses in the visualization of a lemon imagining every quality a lemon possesses. Infuse this memory with pleasant and unpleasant experiences that they associate with lemons. When the visualization becomes firm tell them to bite the lemon. At this point most people will experience a bitter taste in their mouth and they will salivate even though no actual lemon is there.

If the person does not salivate, you have unmasked a more powerful magician than you are.

Mess around and find out.

The first proof of sympathetic magic is The Law of the Lemon: if you engage the five senses in the visualization of a lemon and deeply imagine it’s smell, color, texture, and the sound of your hand sliding over the lemon you will salivate and experience a bitter taste in your mouth if I tell you to bite into the lemon once the visualization is well established.

Mess around and find out.

If you understand this law well, you can even curse someone’s balls and make their babies crosseyed.

The Law of the Lemon by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

The Audacity of Nope 

The Audacity of Nope — a proposed book title that would describe Ron DeSantis’ run for the presidency in the shadow of Donald Trump and his own lack of charisma. The title is a play on the name of one of the books written by America’s first biracial two tern President , Barack Hussein Obama.

When it comes to the Republican Party in the 2024 Election, America has to have The Audacity of Nope!!!!

If Barak Obama’s book was called The Audacity of Hope; then, the Ron DeSantis book should be called The Audacity of Nope!

The Audacity of Nope by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023

the tiger of Egypt 

A little kid's description of the Sphinx!

When I heard her say the tiger of Egypt, I instantly knew what she meant! How cute!

the tiger of Egypt by Starchylde May 21, 2016

The Tyrant of Tallahassee

The Tyrant of Tallahassee — Another name for Pudding Fingers; The Great Right Nope; Ron DeSantis.

Ron DeSantis A.K.A. The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; and The Great White Nope has to be the most awkward political candidate on the planet!!!!

The Tyrant of Tallahassee by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 29, 2023

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly

A brief explanation of Mark Lee's vocabulary

"nah I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly happen" Mark said to Johnny

I feel like the possibility of all those possibilities being possible is just another possibility that can possibly by val_beatrice August 27, 2020