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Old Bitties

Awww look at these old bitties
by OracleTruth January 18, 2020
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Old Town Road

Old Town Road is a song written by Lil Nas X originally. After it's debut on TikTok, the song became a massive success and later became a remix with Billy Ray Cyrus. Later down the line, this song got remixed again... and again... and again. Till he can't no more.
The song became such a massive success that it's remained on Billboard's Hot 100 Billboard for (at the time of this definition creation) 15 weeks. The longest a song's been on Billboard (Despacito) was on Billboard for 16 weeks. It looks very likely that Old Town Road will pass that song, and likely exceed it.

People are undecided as to what to categorize it. If you Google the song name, you'll see it's just labeled "Hip Hop/Country". It's a country song, with a hip hop beat and style. This is exactly why people cannot categorize this song. According to Billboard, it's not.

Sometime after the release of this song, and during pride month, Lil Nas X has also publicly announced that he is gay. A shock for the entire world that nobody ever expected.

I personally still listen to it, even with how many times I replayed it. Check my Spotify plays for that song, you'll see it's a lot.
Kenny: You heard that Old Town Road song?
Me: Pssh... who didn't? You can't avoid that damn song. Especially on the radio.
by latrelljennings July 19, 2019
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Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.
This Group featuring old people. is odd.
by That one weirdo November 26, 2019
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Old Papa John

Slapping tomato sauce on to ones asshole, sprinkling it with grated parmesan cheese, then tossing it.
"He gave me an Old Papa John and it felt FANTASTIC!"
by Daroguetoaster March 19, 2016
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Old Gumby

The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.
Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've

got to go to bed and get up at 5am
by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010
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Old

Yo you’re so old
by Lolsieslol February 11, 2021
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old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life
“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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