milk

something your dad goes to get but never returns

Im going to get milk, we have none!
Ok dad!
*20 years later*
*still has no milk, becomes vegan

by BALLLLLLLZZZZZZZSUCKERLOOOOOOL August 22, 2022

ramen milk

the nickname Rami Malek fans gave to him as a joke because no one knows how to pronounce or spell it his name correctly.

friend: did any of your favorite actors get an oscar this year?
me: yEa oMg rAmEn mIlK gOt oNe hEs mY faVoRiTe aCtOr

by Lizziepepparoninipes12222 September 10, 2019

testicle milk

Semen

My girl sure does love to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

get the milk-shakes

Da assorted twitching and shuddering dat happens when a moo-juice-loving individual runs out of his favorite libation, especially on a hot day or after strenuous activity.

I know da value of a GALLON OF GAS, so I never ask my family to make a special run to da supermarket just for a GALLON OF OAKHURST 2%, but I still majorly "get the milk-shakes" till we eventually do make our next grocery-shopping trip!

by QuacksO December 4, 2024

Milk Shoe

When an ugly guy that isn't very funny, nice, or interesting dates a much more attractive girl with a better personality than him.

Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, that relationship was the greatest milk shoe of all time

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel March 13, 2019

Chocolate Milk

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"

by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019

Gutter milk

Foul smelling cum

She deepthroated me until I sprayed my gutter milk all over her face.

by Taco Trash December 11, 2020