Malkie liss

Sexy mommy hot ass mofo

A malkie liss here

by Bububab October 10, 2022

Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor

20 hamburgers

19 hot dogs
18 children
17 POTATOES
16 pounds of keyboards

15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million
14 computers
13 me me big boys
12 donuts
11 dollars

10 friends
9 phones
8 packets of Pop Rocks
7 Legacy Video Maker clones
6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo
5 hockey pucks
4 packs of Skittles
3 autographs from Taylor Swift
2 Macbook Airs
1 girlfriend

Raussy: hello and welcome to lazy grockery store how can I help you waaaeaeaeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Borish: Me would like 20 hamburgers , 19 hot dogs, 18 children, 17 *pause* POTATOES, 16 pounds of keyboards, 15 subscribers on YouTube times 1 million, 14 computers, 13 me me big boys, 12 donuts, 11 dollars, 10 friends, 9 phones, 8 packets of Pop Rocks, 7 Legacy Video Maker clones, 6 crappy hours of school for Kayloo, 5 hockey pucks, 4 packs of Skittles, 3 autographs from Taylor Swift, 2 Macbook Airs, and 1 girlfriend.” (Borish List at Cheapskayte Stor)
Kayloo/Gayloo: And I would like a tomato.
*👁️👄👁️”
Raussy: O.M.G. Kay-I-You how dares you want tomato, that’s it, yous grounses. Anyways, that will be $69,420………”

by wubbableseiebe October 22, 2022

mouthguard lisp

The lisp you get when you talk while wearing a mouthguard

Person 1: You got your mouthguard for ufc?
Person 2: Yeth, I have my mouthguard for uf -thea. And I covered it in Vatheline.
Person 1: please take out your mouthguard.
Person 2: (takes out mouthguard) Sorry, mouthguard lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 29, 2022

Mona Lisa

The artful splatter left on the back of the toilet bowl from explosive diarrhea. Almost like a fecal Rorschach test.

Man, that girl from the party last night got the green apple splatters and left a wicked mona lisa in my toilet. It's very impressive, but i wont be calling her back.

by mr.self.destruct December 13, 2022

Law List

It's like..uh,well.
*massive inhale*
Robbery
image of Burglary
www.sqattorneys.com
Burglary
image of Arson
en.wikipedia.org
Arson
image of Kidnapping
www.thoughtco.com
Kidnapping
Homicide
image of Theft
www.rossalbers.com
Theft
Corporal Injury
Embezzlement
Illegal drug trade
image of Bribery
kecgroup.com.my
Bribery
image of Money laundering
en.wikipedia.org
Money laundering
Terrorism
Extortion
Perjury
image of Forgery
en.wikipedia.org
Forgery
image of Driving under the influence
en.wikipedia.org
Driving under the influence
Manslaughter
image of Conspiracy
www.youtube.com
Conspiracy
image of Identity theft
www.debt.org
Identity theft
image of False imprisonment
www.grievelaw.com
False imprisonment
image of Treason
www.npr.org
Treason
image of Shoplifting
en.wikipedia.org
Shoplifting
image of Violent crime
ucr.fbi.gov
Violent crime
image of Possession of stolen goods
en.wikipedia.org
Possession of stolen goods

Hey boo look at this law list.

by The Creator Of The Universe December 18, 2022

The Lisa Stansfield

A man hair cut with no hair product in.

Stuart came to work rocking the Lisa Stansfield

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

A lisp

When you want to say something you can’t so you switch the word.

NNNNNI slave. You slavish cotton picker. I ACCIDENTALLY had a lisp. Logic 100...

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 30, 2023