Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.

'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"

by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019

worlds shortest girl

alayna matlock and Angelina anderson are the two shortest people on the planet they reach an amazing 1 foot tall

they are the worlds shortest girls

by bigE42069 September 12, 2019

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

Ears are his favroite snack except from toes

Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020

Tackle short of a set of six

Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.

Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:

"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".

by Semaj Snosrap September 24, 2020

Very short person

James is a batty boi who like balsamic vinegar and bread

Batty boi is thy very short person

by K7_alrowe42 September 27, 2020

Harass short people

Kiss short people is a special day for all the tall people .
The reason to this is u can sexually harass any one under the height of 5’5
It’s time for us tall people to take over

You: smack short persons ass
Shortie: wtf what was that for

You : 😏
The day you can do this this is October 25

Hey did you know today is harass short People . Yeah! You can kick them and guess what they cannot do anything

by Pusstheboota October 12, 2020

hit short people

On October 30th you can legally throw, hit, punch or kick any person who is shorter than you if they deserve it.

Eyo it's hit short people day!
Finally

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020