parked a tiger

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

parked in

The state of being unable to enter your vehicle because some dickhead parked too close to the door. The solution to this is usually to have to enter the other side of the vehicle and climb through, although if you're parked in on both sides, you are hosed.

I got parked in by some dickhead in a mini the other day. I smashed all the windows and tipped the damn thing over.

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 28, 2007

Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

Parkering

When a person relentlessly complains on social media about their local sports teams.

The Buffalo Bills lost again, everybody is "Parkering" on Facebook right now.

by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

Trailer Parking

A below average and trashy girl to stick your dick in for the short term but you wouldn't want to spend the night or revisit her anytime soon because she is true trailer trash.

After the bar closed Bob elected to go trailer parking rather than spend the $100 bucks and call a service.

by Harleyboy684 May 12, 2009

Urban Parkour

An activity mostly done Saturdays by city people, forced to step over and sideswipe tourists and weekend visitors who don't know or disrespect city street rules. Especially brutal when you are in a rush.

*walking on a usually normal city street now packed with strollers, window shoppers, tourists groups taking up the sidewalk, etc.*

"We gonna have to do some urban parkour to get around this."

by alarive March 14, 2017

pizza parker

The man who won't eat his vegetables EVER!!!!!
Do not ask him to eat vegetables warning. HE WILL SHOOT YOU.

Uncle Ben asked Pizza Parker to eat his vegetables, he then realized his mistake as Pizza Parker shoves a 9mm pistol into the back of his throat and wasted him.

by VeeREx February 2, 2018