Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.
"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."
"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"
"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"
by tararae March 2, 2008
Get the poor life decision mug.Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor performing the procedure, bombing an abortion clinic, etc.
Morgan Harrison, a well known anti-abortion advocate, is on trial for murdering doctor Neil Specter; a renowned doctor who runs the local abortion clinic. This is a clear cut case of a pro-life heist.
by Punk Rodgers June 8, 2009
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Get the What is the point of life? mug.Originally deriving from the film Bad Boys it is a group of London boys (who don't actually believe they are bad boys) who ride together, die together and are in fact bad boys for life! Often abreviated to BBFL and linked to the infamous WALOOF!
by Connell December 20, 2006
Get the bad boys for life mug.One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
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That point in your life where you begin to reimagine a new and improved you. With growing pains along the way. It’s like a crisis but better. Quarter-life reawakening
Did you see Kelly getting ready to publish that book detailing the ins and outs of her childhood trauma? She’s not having a quarter-life crisis. She’s having a quarter-life reawakening
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