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poor life decision

Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.
"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."

"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"
by tararae March 2, 2008
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Pro-life heist

Someone who claims to be pro-life (anti-abortion) then murders someone connected to abortion. Girl getting the procedure, doctor performing the procedure, bombing an abortion clinic, etc.
Morgan Harrison, a well known anti-abortion advocate, is on trial for murdering doctor Neil Specter; a renowned doctor who runs the local abortion clinic. This is a clear cut case of a pro-life heist.
by Punk Rodgers June 8, 2009
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bad boys for life

Originally deriving from the film Bad Boys it is a group of London boys (who don't actually believe they are bad boys) who ride together, die together and are in fact bad boys for life! Often abreviated to BBFL and linked to the infamous WALOOF!
by Connell December 20, 2006
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Half-Life crisis

One has a half-life crisis the night before a large project or a big test is coming up the next day in ones Chemistry class.
Man, I'm stupid! Why did I ever take AP Chemistry? I've already exposed myself to 7 different types of radiation, and this project is due before I can go in for treatment! Pretty soon, I won't have a half-life crisis, I'll have a no-life crisis!
by Noah Anderson December 28, 2005
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Life is like a sandwich

No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first
“Life is like a sandwich. No matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.”

“Wise words bro.”
by Trackstar794 February 15, 2022
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Pop up life

One who is living with a gypsy soul and willing to go where the wind blows them for however long it lasts. Able and willing to relocate and live in any city on demand and assimilate to the local culture quickly.
Her pop up life took her to 4 cities in 3 years. When people asked her where she lived she couldn't answer the question with certainty.
by Global Dreamer February 2, 2016
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