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Money laundering scheme 

Oh, well maybe I spoke to soon.
Hym "Yeah, they got all sorts of money laundering schemes. Now take the retards money, put it in an account to which I have exclusive access. Tell me we're you are going to view this and/or me. Put the person doing it in a cage and shut it down. And then I don't murder any kids. None of your kids get murdered by me. Just like that, it's over. Then, you don't do this shit to other people. And then THEY don't murder your kids either probably. Thank you kindly."
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"If you're ME money but if you're other people then it isn't going to solve you problem. Your problem is that you won't accept my ethical framework and BECAUSE YOU WON'T ACCEPT MY ETHICAL FRAMEWORK I get to do whatever I want to you now and enslave you at the level of abstraction!" Jordan Peterson
Hym "You're right! Money won't fix the fact that if God isn't real (as in literally real, like, there is in fact a supernatural entity that both created the universe and spoke to the Jews) the Jews have appointed themselves supreme moral dictator in perpetuity. Money won't fix that. And if you don't submit to the Jews, you having the money will make them unhappy. You don't want the Jews to be unhappy do you? What are you? Some kind of monster? I guess we all have to be a slave to Jewish fear forever and if you say anything bad about the Jews you need to be poor and silenced."
Money by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

money garmesh 

Noun: person who has so much money they can do whatever they want with it (like spend it on a gold plated steak)
That guy over there is a money garmesh.
Moneyphil (Subst., mask./fem./div.)
ˈmʌniˌfɪl
Neologismus, 21. Jh., engl.-griech. Herkunft: „money“ (Geld) + „-phil“ (liebend)

Definition:
Ein*e Moneyphil ist eine Person, die eine ausgeprägte, oft emotional aufgeladene Zuneigung zu Geld, Reichtum und monetären Symbolen zeigt. Moneyphilie ist nicht zwingend materialistisch – sie kann auch ästhetisch, ideologisch oder spirituell aufgeladen sein.

Merkmale:
Trägt Bargeld wie andere Menschen Parfum.

Kennt den Wechselkurs besser als den Geburtstag der Mutter.

Reagiert auf das Klingeln der Kasse wie Pavlovs Hund.

Liebt Geld mehr als die eigenen Eltern.

Wird von Geld genauso heiß wie von Hintern.

Glaubenssatz: „Zeit ist Geld – und beides gehört mir.“

Verwechslungsgefahr:
Nicht zu verwechseln mit:

Kapitalist: System-Fan, nicht zwangsläufig moneyphil.

Geldgeil: vulgär, meist negativ behaftet.

Investoren: Handeln pragmatisch, nicht emotional. Geld als Mittel zum Zweck.

Finanzguru: Hat Wissen über Finanzen, sieht Geld eher rational als emotional.
„Bro hat sich nen Geldschein tätowieren lassen – total Moneyphil!“

„Ja ich glaub' ich liebe cash - ich bin moneyphil!"

„Sie redet mehr über Aktien als über ihre Freund*innen – komplett Moneyphil!“

„Mein Homie ist moneyphil - er liebt Geld mehr als seine Freund*innen"
Moneyphil by Skurrben May 8, 2025
Monesh by its_voldermot May 20, 2025

money mule 

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule