When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
Get the gastric lube jobmug. 1, Low wage/sub-living wage job for which there is little potential for advancement in the job, accumulating wealth, or in one's life.
2. A job with high risk to health and welfare, lack of concern for the safety of the worker especially during a pandemic or times when labor and public health/environmental laws are not being enforced. The job has very limited benefits except to the employer.
2. A job with high risk to health and welfare, lack of concern for the safety of the worker especially during a pandemic or times when labor and public health/environmental laws are not being enforced. The job has very limited benefits except to the employer.
He was desperate when he took the dead end job during the pandemic, but he had no idea how quickly and badly it would end for so many of his co-workers.
by mlhiss July 9, 2020
Get the dead end jobmug. noun
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
To be on the receiving end of the act of fellatio, while at the same time shampooing their hair.
"Hey Steven, did you give Jeff a sloppery dick job?"
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."
"Yeah, why?"
"...there's still some shampoo in your hair."
by Cole Stewart March 24, 2010
Get the Sloppery Dick Jobmug. adj. used to describe (mainly) females whom posses good bodies yet have faces like a smacked arse... reffering to using a paper bag to cover their ugly faces during sex
Lad 1: Phwoar, look at that ass
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!
(she turns around)
Lad 2: Damn she fell outta the ugly tree
Lads 1&2: Still give her one, paper bag job!
by englandsnumberonehockeygoalkeeper August 28, 2006
Get the paper bag jobmug. 
When a girl is giving you a hand job, and right when you are about to finish, she puts her thumb over the tip, spraying it everywhere, and leaving some stuck in the chamber. It'll come out in an hour, but probably sting.
by Richard Brownell May 8, 2010
Get the Champagne Hand Jobmug. A covert operation to illegally gain enterance to a targeted building or residence to aquire Files and documents.
man 1) We suspect that the mole is Alex. All we need is some hard shit to bust his ass.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.
Man 2) I already got a green light for a Black Bag. Ill have a team down at his house tonight.
by Striker7x February 12, 2005
Get the black bag jobmug.