Banana

Used when to say that ones own penis is small unlike an eggplant

Girl: So how long are you
Guy: Banana
Girl: :(

by No lies here January 26, 2020

banana bang

1) to shove a banana up somebody's ass
2) to masturbate with a banana (typically a woman of course)

I caught my sister executing the banana bang on herself

by zuhazana September 4, 2017

Banana

When you piss in a yellow, banana flavored, condom and freeze that. And after it's frozen you use it as a dildo.

"Dude I totally gave her a Banana last night"
"lit"

by xX_MemeLard_Xx May 17, 2016

Banana

A banana is a word for big cock

My Banana is very big

by Ghdjbfgkncd October 6, 2020

Banana

Any steam engine train that was used back in the 1800s that people had ate an apple in

Ay! look its a Banana!

by Gradythegravy February 25, 2022

banana foot

a disease you get on your foot. It turns them yellow and you get banana like bruises.

Doctor: "i think you have banana foot. Im sorry."
man: "holy shit bro"

by crazy diseases March 15, 2023

Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.

Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!

by Feral fecal photos August 31, 2023