protein sandwich

A blow job
Sucking on a penis which is a big chunk (hopefully) of pure manly protein

My boyfriend, Brutus, gave me a protein sandwich.

Hey, Honey, "Would you like a protein sandwich?"

Penis
Cock
Schlong
Blow job

by Gingersnap August 5, 2014

Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.

Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."

by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023

Open-faced sandwich

When two dudes are getting a blow job at the same time.

Bobby and Johnny called over Becky to give her an open-faced sandwich as she satiable appetite for cock.

by Tone dead titties March 11, 2018

handy sandwich

The act of receiving or giving a a handjob over the boxers/undies but underneath the pants/shorts.

That stripper just gave me a Handy Sandwich for $20

by BatRoss November 20, 2017

thigh sandwich

An action with two people, most often those in a relationship, wherein the female sandwiches the male's hips in her thicc thighs. This "smother session" is meant to bring comfort and relieve stress while healing starvation of intimate touch.

M: "Hey babe, can we do a thigh sandwich? I had a rough day today."
F: "Sure honey, come here."

by Ujiak June 26, 2025

Fried Bologna Sandwich

A very obese and sunburnt man, whips the pus from his blisters on to his "meat." He then casually inserts his meat between a ladies "buns."
In this example the pus is simulated mustard.

After a Caribbean cruise, I gave my boss a fried bologna sandwich.

by Studmuffindelux2 June 29, 2024

Ice cream sandwich

When you’re creampie’ing a girl in missionary and beforehand you place a piece of chocolate bread under her back and over yours.

Guy 1: Hey i tried out that ice cream sandwich thing

Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE IM CALLING THE POLICE

by Gummmmmmmmm January 6, 2023