cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.

“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*

by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023

squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.

When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!

by Cocknocks July 13, 2022

Old Sea Dog

A nick name for ur grandpa aka another word for Grandpa

In pirate kind of talk.

My old sea dog is coming over
Oh nice

by Α January 24, 2022

Old-think

To view modern invents or tasks in the "old way of doings things". Not catching onto and using common terminology and modern society advancing ideas.

By saying that it's necessary for someone to continually work hard even though they feel unwell, just because you and your grandparents worked hard is old think. Society should seek to advance until everyone's basic needs are met and beyond without the need to work into absurdity. "Old think" says to continually work hard "above and beyond" even though the job might be a cyclical job, rather than simply performing the jobs tasks satisfactorily and having a better work life load. Ideal society focuses on family not work. The hard work was done building the country, now we can do the easy work of maintaining and upgrading the firmware Little bits at a time. We moved out of the garden into cities, with the goal of getting back to the garden. Make life easier not harder which doesn't mean working till you drop. Old think.

Old-think: To fail to let go of the past.

by Superconductingbrushless September 14, 2022

old ricky

Alternative name for Glasgow.

As the ship pulled out I was leaving old ricky.

by Sayyoujimmasayyou. February 5, 2021

The old Taylor

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.

by SmilerCyrus December 4, 2017

an old idea of Heinz Rolfes

When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.

Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!

by hglogike September 29, 2017