Wet Cheese

Cheese chunks melted in water that you serve on toast with pepper for breakfast

“Mom! Make me some wet cheese. Mom! I want the Bradbury special right meow!”

by Incognitmoe February 8, 2022

Wet Personality

A personality that is highly unstable and unattractive.

My dude's got a wet personality; he said that dogs are basically cats, I disagreed, and then he ran away crying!

by Boar1 May 12, 2024

Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.

Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

Wet Stepper

One who steps out the shower soaking wet, not attempting to dry off. Also leaves wet foot prints on tile or wood surfaces.

Jacob is a wet stepper. Russel dries off completely in the shower.

by Scampia July 5, 2019

Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

by StupidGood March 30, 2024

Supreme Wet Willy

When a girl sucks a guy’s dick until it’s nice and wet, and he thrusts it into her ear at mach speeds.

1: Yo that chick from the party last night went to the hospital

2: why?

1: Avery gave her a Supreme Wet Willy and she got brain damage and a broken ear drum

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 25, 2019

Wet Harvest

When someone soaks there hands in lube and makes the penis ejaculate into a vile to be stored for later. A wet harvest.

I'm going to give you a wet harvest. I'm craving a wet harvest.

Slang; Harvest/ Harvested/ Harvesting

Ex. I need to be harvested. I know you want to harvest me. I'm getting ready for the harvesting.

Some would say a sperm clinic participates in the wet harvest.

by Thinking A Little February 5, 2025