Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024

Middle School

Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)

5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”

by Swag-o-Cato June 8, 2018

Middle school

A level up you went from 1st Circle hell immediately fallowed by middle school 9,895th circle hell where the “teachers” aka super pms resting byachis give you shity time out no talking lunch detentions every fucking minute. Good luck

Middle school = cancer

Jimbo middle school is fun

Dave jimbo is high and retarded

by The definitive definitions April 24, 2018

Glen landing middle school

school full of a ton of kids who smoke in the bathroom and two-faced sluts. everyone there loves attention and will constantly try to make people feel bad

the people at glen landing middle school suck

by thotianna29 November 18, 2019

Stafford Middle School

this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.

Stafford middle school sucks balls

by PussyAbsorber420 July 5, 2022

Bluffton middle school

ts is soooo ass because of the teachers. they be talking too much and doing too much for no reason and some of the girls there are such hoes and some of the boys too. the bathrooms be so nasty in the walls cz girls kiss the wall w lipstick thinking that shi cute. hnn yall niggas nasty assfkk. nd yall need to wear deodorant after flex, before school too cz yall stink.

“yoo u go to bluffton middle school?”, “yeahh”, “damnn then u prob a stank ass hoe.”

by user304 August 21, 2024

Meek Middle

A Meek individual who is nether a top, nor bottom.

Typically a person of feminine presentation who is not dominnat enough to be a top, yet not submissive enough to be a bottom.

Not to be confused with a person who is a switch, versatile or asexual.

Robbie tried to shout at us but it sounded more like he was meowing, he is such a Meek Middle.

by sudo_rm_rf_msft January 15, 2024