1

The amount of friends you have loser! HAH!

Also ur grade on that math quiz u failed bozo

I have 1 little ass friend

I have a 1 on my math quiz

by masonthemissile November 19, 2022

November 1

National ask out your girl best friend day

It’s November 1 so I asked out my best friend Emily she said yes

by Dictionary Dave 69 October 21, 2020

1 girl 1 phone

This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.

Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"

by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022

9 double 1

The cops

The 9 double 1 showed up at the scene

by F1287 November 20, 2020

1/2

Marco

Marco bodt was cut in 1/2

by Your average snk fan June 24, 2022

1

the first letter in the alphabet

Teacher: "Ok class, what's the first letter?"

Random ass mf: "1."

Teacher: "kill yourself."

by Bruh_man7800 December 7, 2024

1 Ten

getting head by a dime chick. or a really fine ass girl

The more girls you get head by, the 1 changes so if you get head by 2 dime chicks it will be "2 Ten".

George: wattup dude, how waz dat party
Dude: fuckin great
George: Damn dude what happened?
Dude: I gotta 1 ten

by mr. payday March 13, 2011