Teed: Did you heard about the 5mi 400mph tornado that ripped out the foundations of the entire city?
Tim: It easily EF5!
Teed: Nope, a tree in Kyzylorda, Kazakhstan survived, So it will be an EF2
The act of four women queefing in one direction causing a tornado to form and the tornado rapidly takes in all the stuff around it, including the men if the women were fucking. Then the entire building it taking in and ripped off its foundations with windspeed's over 300 mph and a width of 3 miles, creating the largest tornado in history.
My friends and I found these for girls and were thinking about do an Antiguan and Barbudan EF5 Tornado. The building would be destroyed but it would be fucking awesome.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.