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Dizzy Cunt

Ronda fucked up my food order. She is such a dizzy cunt.
by Spoogie McSpooge August 15, 2003
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Cunt Grub

A grub-like insect that lives inside the disease ridden, filthy pot of slop with a side order of piss that a woman has between her legs.
Utilising it's unique anti-cunt body slime, it can live and even feed inside of the sloppy cunt for weeks before finally succumbing to the overwhelming stench and decay of the inside of a woman's body.
Nurse, this whore has cunt grubs! Incinerate the body immediately! No man will dare venure into this diseased orifice.
by Gindelbi April 13, 2009
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Alpha Cunt

A super powered bitch. Think of froob compared to a n00b. Alpha Cunts are elite cunts. First used in the book World War Z by Max Brooks.
(As used in World War Z)
Q: "And then? When the outbreaks became more serious and the press finally reported hat there was no wonder drug?"
A: "Pre-fucking-cisely! That's the alpha cunt who should be shot, what's her name, who first broke that story!"
by Kyoin December 9, 2008
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Cadbury Cunt

A person, typically male, who is susceptible bouts of ego tripping and yet is unable to drink alcohol without wetting himself, pull a decent girl or dance normally. generally known to talk himself up then punch the porcelain after two pints.
"shit bitch, Jon-paul's such a cabury cunt, he had two drinks at rocket, attempted to hook up with the bartender over the bar, who is male, then proceeded to dance for fifteen minutes like a mong. then he flung chunks at some poor bird and piss himself. worst drinking partner everrr."

"fuuuuuck, your a cadbury cunt" *spoken to an individual whilst they vomit up the two beers they had drunk at the Westlakes shore tennis club*
by Bitchnipple October 4, 2009
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Emo Cunt

|Adjective| Emo Cunt.
1. Used to describe lazy, low-life pieces of shit who think life is hard
2. Shitcunts who think listening to shit music and cutting their wrists makes them cool.
3. Stupid cunts that have dyed black hair and black clothes.
4. A fag.
1. Fuck sake, i hate Jack, he's such a lazy, low-life Emo Cunt.
2. Sharon is listening to that shitty music again, i noticed she slit her wrists too. She is such an Emo Cunt!
3. Lilly is always wearing black clothes, and she's died her fucking hair black now too, she is such an Emo Cunt.
4. That homo Jose is such an Emo Cunt!
by M468 March 24, 2008
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Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card
Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend
by Chilli ring November 4, 2009
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maple cunt

When you cover a woman with maple syrup and proceed to have sexual intercourse with her, but before you reach climax, you put her in the trunk of your car and drive her to Canada.
I met a girl in a bar last night, she needed a ride to Canada, so I gave her a maple cunt.
by crispcuntdestroyer September 16, 2015
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