fat gorilla dick 

thething i crave

ay man what turns you on? fat gorilla dick. What?

fat gorilla dick by mixitel August 15, 2021

fat nigga chund 

EDP445 is a fat nigga chund, he loves cupcakes, and then vomits them up (chund)

Fat Niggers love chicken and watermelon

Man 1: Yo Fat Nigga Chund just uploaded again

Man 2: You mean average black man?

Man 1: Yea, Fat nigga chunds with their fucking watermelon and chicken, fucking hate them, why dont they go pick some cotton for free?

Man 2: Yea!

Man 1: Yea!

fat nigga chund by chained rat March 18, 2022

Fat cocks 

Wrong! Wrong idiot.

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Fat cocks by Hym Iam March 19, 2023

Fat Powder

adj-A nick name for someone who is extreamly pale, fat and bald. Espically effictive if they have no eyebrows. Root-from the movie Powder.

Damn, after the football team shaved his head, he looked like Fat Powder.

Fat Powder by JBelson July 1, 2005

Fat Walrus 

A term used most often to define a strange yet interesting man with quick wit.

He mumbled something about Sid and Nancy before and walked away." "What a fat walrus."

Fat Walrus by flyingtoastergirl1212 January 20, 2011

fat conkle

A stupid, mean, or other wise lousy person who says something that contradicts your own opinion. He or she may say it in a ignorant or offensive way, though is not always the case, you just do not like them.

Person A) "Tom is a pretty chill dude, I mean, that weed he sold me was great"

Person B) "Actually it was half tea..."

Person A) "Shut up, fat conkle!"

fat conkle by dontspeaklestspokento April 2, 2011

Fat-hundred pounds 

The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.

Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.

Fat-hundred pounds by Mattdude October 27, 2014