Sitcom brain

An affliction where a person's pattern of social interaction is structured like sitcom dialogue, and rarely deviates. Usually a coping mechanism for poor social acuity.

It's so painful speaking to Gary. He's always making jokes that flop, like out of place lines from the big bang theory. He's got sitcom brain.

by Konk miester August 23, 2020

lesser brain

Lesser brain, slang for a man's penis or lusty thoughts.

That man only thinks with his lesser brain.

by Brody's girl March 16, 2017

Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

brain

/breɪn/
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1. The act of successfully using the big phat hopefully juicy and curvy organ placed inside your skull at the very top of the inside of the head.

I don't think he/she/they can brain.

by Rollingg_skytree April 13, 2021

Gym Brain

The glazed over inhibition-free state of mind achieved during and after a good workout.

Man 1: where was jim?

Man 2: He was at the gym, look in his eyes. he's got that gym brain.

by sinister9695 May 6, 2014

gen alpha brain rot

the retarded sh!t my brother wacthes

dees: quit wacthing that gen alpha brain rot

by P H O N K G O D January 9, 2024

Townie Brain

“Townie brain” is a condition in which someone thinks the entire world operates in the same way as the small town they grew up in. People with this affliction are often “townies”, and have never experienced life in any other place or perspective. Oftentimes they believe others have the same experiences as they do, or the same aspirations when in fact these people are boring and have little to no aspirations at all. Due to it’s regional nature, “townie brain” can be used to describe many different opinions and thought patterns.

Martha - “Um, I’m pretty sure most people don’t go to college after high school.”
Jane - “I’m pretty sure you just have townie brain.”

John - “What do you mean you can’t drive? Are you poor or something?

Brett - “You’ve got townie brain dude. I grew up in the city, we don’t need cars.”

by Hype Thetical July 4, 2025